1. Deacon Jones

    “Mr. Scott, meet my penis. And he’s quite impressed with you, I must say.”

  2. No, Michael. For the last time, I don’t want to see your “revelation”..

  3. George P Burdell

    I don’t really care how big your dick is. I got Charlize Theron in bed because I’m a producer.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Hey! My eyes are up here Ridley

  5. EricLr

    See, you don’t necessarily need to embalm a corpse to have it still look vaguely human a year later.

  6. Jon Hex

    “Get a whiff of that. 20 year old, my friend.”

  7. “No, asshole, Charlize Theron has never said anything about my cock.”

  8. “My birthday is April 10, 2017. How long do I live?”

  9. WWTDD is better

    Double Enucleation on right

  10. Closer examination of this pict suggests that Ridley is trying too hard to dress young and Fassbender is trying too hard to dress like a Sears fashion catalog.

  11. So that’s what The Undertaker’s been up to since Wrestlemania.

  12. Annnnnnddd…..”Viola!!” “thats how you make someones eyes and arms disappear!”

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