Michael Fassbender and Ridley Scott at the premiere of Prometheus in Paris. (April 11, 2012)
“Mr. Scott, meet my penis. And he’s quite impressed with you, I must say.”
No, Michael. For the last time, I don’t want to see your “revelation”..
I don’t really care how big your dick is. I got Charlize Theron in bed because I’m a producer.
Hey! My eyes are up here Ridley
See, you don’t necessarily need to embalm a corpse to have it still look vaguely human a year later.
“Get a whiff of that. 20 year old, my friend.”
“No, asshole, Charlize Theron has never said anything about my cock.”
“My birthday is April 10, 2017. How long do I live?”
Double Enucleation on right
Closer examination of this pict suggests that Ridley is trying too hard to dress young and Fassbender is trying too hard to dress like a Sears fashion catalog.
So that’s what The Undertaker’s been up to since Wrestlemania.
Annnnnnddd…..”Viola!!” “thats how you make someones eyes and arms disappear!”
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