Reese Witherspoon in Los Angeles. (April 10, 2012)
Did her giant vagina finally swallow a huge doughnut? These are the things I must know…
Look, a gunt!
Disney called and the want Pluto back.
Wow, she’s looks the same as she did in her pre-pregnancy bikini shots from 4 months ago… and I don’t mean that in a good way
Sucking in though her mouth.
Sucking in through her crotch.
And the baby is sucking in her belly.
She is going Alicia Silverstone a little early in the pregnancy.
YIP YIP YIP
This bitch loves beer. Fuckin loves it. I mean, my God, she looks fucking pregnant. Lush!
wow. that is one mighty camel toe.
Whats with the walking tea cozy?
Another Return of the Jedi remake? If Jar-Jar wasn’t enough, now the Pit of Sarlacc looks like Reese Witherspoon.
It looks like her and her stomach are whistling a duet.
I bet ol’ Camel Curtains didn’t get those Mardi Gras beads for showing anyone anything. At least not since maybe last year.
Looks like her cervix is dilated a full 10 centimeters.
Congratulations, Ms. Witherspoon. You’ve given birth to a 7 pound, 8 ounce hemorrhoid doughnut.
no, that little tummy dish is where the sperm now goes :)
I’d never thought I would live to see another “Ca-molar toe”
San Andreas fault line seems to be following her around everywhere she steps.
wth is that
How can she be pregnant, looks like she has a weiner?
Does she come from the same trailer park as Britney?
Tyhat is one BIG mooseknuckle
At least, in tough times, she can get work as a candy dish.
“stick out your gut and suck in that chin !”
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