superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    “Fuck it”

  2. Did her giant vagina finally swallow a huge doughnut? These are the things I must know…

  3. Josh

    Look, a gunt!

  4. Jennyjenjen

    Disney called and the want Pluto back.

  5. diego

    Wow, she’s looks the same as she did in her pre-pregnancy bikini shots from 4 months ago… and I don’t mean that in a good way

  6. George P Burdell

    Sucking in though her mouth.
    Sucking in through her crotch.
    And the baby is sucking in her belly.
    She is going Alicia Silverstone a little early in the pregnancy.

  7. YIP YIP YIP

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  8. kimmykimkim

    This bitch loves beer. Fuckin loves it. I mean, my God, she looks fucking pregnant. Lush!

  9. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    wow. that is one mighty camel toe.

  10. Grand Poobah

    Whats with the walking tea cozy?

  11. MRF

    Another Return of the Jedi remake? If Jar-Jar wasn’t enough, now the Pit of Sarlacc looks like Reese Witherspoon.

  12. It looks like her and her stomach are whistling a duet.

  13. I bet ol’ Camel Curtains didn’t get those Mardi Gras beads for showing anyone anything. At least not since maybe last year.

  14. Looks like her cervix is dilated a full 10 centimeters.

  15. Congratulations, Ms. Witherspoon. You’ve given birth to a 7 pound, 8 ounce hemorrhoid doughnut.

  16. rican

    I’d never thought I would live to see another “Ca-molar toe”

  17. The Brown Streak

    San Andreas fault line seems to be following her around everywhere she steps.

  18. ash

    wth is that

  19. John Cocktosten

    How can she be pregnant, looks like she has a weiner?

  20. tlmck

    Does she come from the same trailer park as Britney?

  21. Tyhat is one BIG mooseknuckle

  22. At least, in tough times, she can get work as a candy dish.

  23. mbcl

    “stick out your gut and suck in that chin !”

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