Of what unbreakable, space-age material are her cellulite-compressing outfits constructed?
This comment should be seen as an act of terrorism.
You know he’s thinking what every guy would be thinking…if I could only slide my hands down to that delicious butt, and grab two handfuls. That would be great.
I need to bump “fucking the hell out of Maria Menounos” to near the top of my to-do list.
“Kevin, please let go of me…”
“Just 10 more seco uuuuuhhhh”
I have no idea what this chicks face looks like, but I recognized her instantly.
Lol you totally read my mind
Maria Menounos has a face? Since when?
pretend to trip and grab yourself a handful
Her dress wasn’t white before that hug.
Sorry. She is getting too close to JLo territory for me. Still awesome from the waist up though.
Yeah, I know how you feel Kevin, or I wish I did.
I so hope one day one of these guys just has the balls to grab her ass with both hands. I nominate Jack Nicholson for the job, he can do it and not get in trouble.
BULL FUCKING SHIT! These were the initial words going through my mind when the picture was described as Kelly Clarkson because THAT part didnt change when I clicked on over from the Kelly Clarkson picture.
That ass is a thing of beauty. I just want to slide a finger, or other things, down the crack.
Since his brother died he literally lives in a van down by the river
“You realize, Maria, that in some cultures this would make us man and wife.”
I’ve said it before but I’d pay good money to tongue and bang her anus.
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