1. catapostrophe

    Of what unbreakable, space-age material are her cellulite-compressing outfits constructed?

  2. You know he’s thinking what every guy would be thinking…if I could only slide my hands down to that delicious butt, and grab two handfuls. That would be great.

  3. I need to bump “fucking the hell out of Maria Menounos” to near the top of my to-do list.

  4. “Kevin, please let go of me…”
    “Just 10 more seco uuuuuhhhh”

  5. Batman

    I have no idea what this chicks face looks like, but I recognized her instantly.

  6. Gin&Tonic

    pretend to trip and grab yourself a handful

  7. Her dress wasn’t white before that hug.

  8. tlmck

    Sorry. She is getting too close to JLo territory for me. Still awesome from the waist up though.

  9. Yeah, I know how you feel Kevin, or I wish I did.

    I so hope one day one of these guys just has the balls to grab her ass with both hands. I nominate Jack Nicholson for the job, he can do it and not get in trouble.

  10. Mark B

    BULL FUCKING SHIT! These were the initial words going through my mind when the picture was described as Kelly Clarkson because THAT part didnt change when I clicked on over from the Kelly Clarkson picture.

  11. That ass is a thing of beauty. I just want to slide a finger, or other things, down the crack.

  12. Satan's Right Hand

    Since his brother died he literally lives in a van down by the river

  13. “You realize, Maria, that in some cultures this would make us man and wife.”

  14. Skeeter

    I’ve said it before but I’d pay good money to tongue and bang her anus.

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