1. B&WMinstrel

    Ursa Major indeed

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Who’s going to tell Rebel Wilson she has bird shit on her face?

  3. It looks like the dotted lines plastic surgeons make before they start cutting.

  4. Joe Blow

    Who knew cankles could cause measles?

  5. Rob

    Cut Kelly Clarkson some slack, all women should hope to look this good at 50.
    … what’s that? She’s THIRTY?? Fuck. Well still, in her defense, she’s a mother. Who has time to work out and eat right when you’re chasing around 5 kids?
    … what? No kids? Wow. Not even married? Well that makes sense, she’s fat as fuck.

  6. Toe Jam

    She passed the tipping point, for me. She needs to loose like, at least 15 lbs, and she’d be back on my bangable list. (Com’n spell check…bangable is a word.)

    • Dude

      I think it’s hilarious that you’re angry at spell check. You should direct that anger toward whichever idiot taught you basic writing.

      • I still love you? ps: Your mom says hi.

      • Dude

        Sorry about that. I get a little angry when anyone mentions incorrect spelling, because I was home schooled by my father. I learned words like, penis, anus, mouth…often instructional. I would dress like a girl, and he’d call me Cindy. Anyway, what I’m saying is…I have anger issues.

    • Another example of how spellcheck can’t completely keep you from making spelling mistakes.

    • SMB

      …give TJ a break, he was just one O away from glory …and, yeah dude, i totally agree, except, she’s still on my bangable list (all she needs is bigger boobs…that would balance her out very nicely)

  7. She’s doing performance capture for Kool-Aid commercials.

  8. That blonde chick is a fuckin’ tank.

  9. Josephus

    I know drinking pineapple juice is supposed to make your semen taste sweeter, but what do I have to drink to make it burn like acid?

  10. Cock Dr

    She’s probably still sore from the eye fucking Bubba Clinton gave her during the inauguration.

  11. I'mCool

    Telamericorp has strict rules about reporting to work with Skittlepox.

  12. Performance capture for the sexy version James Cameron will put in the music video

  13. Jade

    I hope she’s there as an observer.

  14. did someone shart on her face? oh kelly, get your yo yo dieting under control, girl!!

  15. She’s gone beyond the point where if she slipped and fell, and were hanging from the edge of a cliff, .people would all just look at each other, and nod…knowing that she was just going to have to die.

  16. You know it’s time to lose weight when you walk around with giant black marks on your face & ppl only comment on your fatness.

  17. None of those folks told her she had something on her face..shame.

  18. damn! she’s up & down with that weight, seems like only a couple of weeks ago she was slimmer than this.

  19. Needs bigger tits. That’s the ticket.

  20. Genie:”What is your wish?”
    Woman with water: “I want to see huge stars!”
    Genie:”As you wish!”

  21. I guess she just returned from a hunting trip with Dick Cheney…???

  22. Bull Dyke arrested for being Kelly Clarkson.

  23. Kelly Clarkson on the set of a music video in pasta dinner. (April 9, 2013)


  24. In every picture like this there’s someone with eyes. I’m not very good at these.

  25. stucco

    Ok, who was drawing on the weebles face with a sharpie?

  26. She put the shit in brick shithouse.

  27. Seven of Eighty-Five.

  28. Lisa

    You people are a horrible bunch of assholes.

  29. Skeeter

    I don’t know what that stuff is on her face but otherwise she looks pretty good. I’d bang her.

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