Ursa Major indeed
Who’s going to tell Rebel Wilson she has bird shit on her face?
It looks like the dotted lines plastic surgeons make before they start cutting.
Who knew cankles could cause measles?
Cut Kelly Clarkson some slack, all women should hope to look this good at 50.
… what’s that? She’s THIRTY?? Fuck. Well still, in her defense, she’s a mother. Who has time to work out and eat right when you’re chasing around 5 kids?
… what? No kids? Wow. Not even married? Well that makes sense, she’s fat as fuck.
She passed the tipping point, for me. She needs to loose like, at least 15 lbs, and she’d be back on my bangable list. (Com’n spell check…bangable is a word.)
I think it’s hilarious that you’re angry at spell check. You should direct that anger toward whichever idiot taught you basic writing.
I still love you? ps: Your mom says hi.
Sorry about that. I get a little angry when anyone mentions incorrect spelling, because I was home schooled by my father. I learned words like, penis, anus, mouth…often instructional. I would dress like a girl, and he’d call me Cindy. Anyway, what I’m saying is…I have anger issues.
Another example of how spellcheck can’t completely keep you from making spelling mistakes.
…give TJ a break, he was just one O away from glory …and, yeah dude, i totally agree, except, she’s still on my bangable list (all she needs is bigger boobs…that would balance her out very nicely)
She’s doing performance capture for Kool-Aid commercials.
That blonde chick is a fuckin’ tank.
I know drinking pineapple juice is supposed to make your semen taste sweeter, but what do I have to drink to make it burn like acid?
She’s probably still sore from the eye fucking Bubba Clinton gave her during the inauguration.
Telamericorp has strict rules about reporting to work with Skittlepox.
Well she probably got them after eating one of Jet Set’s boogers.
Performance capture for the sexy version James Cameron will put in the music video
I hope she’s there as an observer.
did someone shart on her face? oh kelly, get your yo yo dieting under control, girl!!
She’s gone beyond the point where if she slipped and fell, and were hanging from the edge of a cliff, .people would all just look at each other, and nod…knowing that she was just going to have to die.
You know it’s time to lose weight when you walk around with giant black marks on your face & ppl only comment on your fatness.
None of those folks told her she had something on her face..shame.
damn! she’s up & down with that weight, seems like only a couple of weeks ago she was slimmer than this.
Needs bigger tits. That’s the ticket.
Genie:”What is your wish?”
Woman with water: “I want to see huge stars!”
Genie:”As you wish!”
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