Is there any way there was more than 3 people at this “book” signing?
I really hope this guy’s got his shit together.
Did someone say Whizzinator?
To preempt half of the postings this picture will generate:
–Insert Jon Hamm joke here.–
Well hello, Mr. White.
In fairness, you would not be the first person to confuse Tom Sizemore with Michael Madsen. (Sizemore was Jack Scagnetti in Natural Born Killers.)
Oh yeahhhh. My bad.
Someone told him they ran out of blow.
the book’s apparently a chronicle of his misguided night of passion with lena dunham
Worse: He was in a very destructive relationship with Heidi Fleiss some years back, and I’m still not too sure what he saw in her. Whatever it was, she seemed to have him by the short and curlies.
“Whaddya mean I wrote a book??”
So, he’s a fiction author now?
Wouldn’t it be funny if Jon Hamm’s surname was Sizemore?
What the hell is Anna David’s name doing there?
Let me show you how I use to get coke when the money ran out.
Interviewer: “So Tom…what was it like in prison”?
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