She can’t swim but she won’t drown.
I could teach her the breast stroke!
Notice how her boobs sit in the same position regardless of the position of her arms. Those must be as hard as concrete.
You noticed her arms?
‘cuz they are concrete.
I never see her around here. I guess she doesn’t know I have a pool.
keep the glasses on baby, always keep those things on.
It’s always wise to test the flotation devices before they are required in an emergency
I’m not 100% certain, but I’m thinking one could start a new religion based on her body!
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