superficial

  1. Vanessa

    “Go towards the light….” – oh Wait – that’s Rosanne.

  2. EricLr

    That’s not even a paparazzo. She’s just yelling at random strangers on the street now.

  3. “I just came from Mardi Gras in New Orleans where they arrested me for threatening to flash my tits.”

  4. This is Snooki in 10 years

  5. it had to be said

    Penny Marshall is going to have to go back o wearing an L sweater so I can tell her from this hag.

  6. Say what you will but you she must be pretty badass to steal from Mr. T. I pity him.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    It’s one of those punk rock kids madonna was going on about.

  8. ‘Get off my lawn, ya bastard kids!!”

  9. Truk

    She just doesn’t care.. I fucking love Roseanne.

  10. SSHGuru

    In an unbelievable happenstance she is the only candidate running for President who hasn’t embarrassed themselves.

  11. The Brown Streak

    Tom Arnold fucked this. You’re welcome for the nightmares.

  12. pretty dead

    yes ur front does hurt.

  13. Funbags McFeeley

    Fucking Christ I thought that was a photo of Ozzy Osbourne!

  14. cc

    Where the slots at?

  15. dooood

    even roseanne looks better than lilo, jessica simpson, nicole eggert and sharon stone.

    alright maybe i’m exaggerating

  16. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    ‘BLWA-WA-WA-WA WA-WA SOMETHING ANNOYING ABOUT MEN! WA-WA-WAAAAAAH!”

  17. Brizz

    I PITY THE FOOL!!

  18. Joe

    Michael Moore shaved his beard.

  19. George P Burdell

    And I wanna be your next President

  20. Ruckus

    Tom Arnold had to use an answering machine when he went down on Rosanne because her thighs were so fat, he couldn’t hear the phone ring when they were pressed against his ears.

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