1. dontkillthemessenger

    The sun not only causes skin damage, but it shrinks breasts too.

  2. *looks for the hotness*

    Hmmm…maybe if I use the Zoom feature…

  3. EricLr

    Is that a leather breastplate?

  4. Not pictured: the mini fire extinguisher at the end of her necklace.

  5. It rubs the lotion on its skin.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The first step before applying any compounds or solutions is to clean the leather with warm soapy water

  7. tlmck

    That cleavage stubble can be a bitch.

  8. The Brown Streak

    In order to pay for more drugs, Lindsay Lohan sold her skin to aging models.

  9. pretty dead

    who did her eye lift- paris hilton?

  10. cc

    Rodial, a promising new treatment for carcinoma, has just been approved by the FDA.

  11. Ricardo Montalban did that look better

  12. welldoneson

    Does it hurt?

  13. Ollie

    Is this Elle’s face photoshopped onto Donatella Versace’s body?

  14. mbcl

    David Coverdale has moobs

  15. George P Burdell

    Someone needs to check her expiration date or get her a dermatologist appointment. Maybe both.

  16. malc0mn

    How many layers of foundation are on her neck and face? They obviously ran out early…

  17. Barbara

    Eye concealer is way to light! Her chest looks painful!

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