superficial

  1. ds78

    A little more…

  2. Chandler

    What the fuck happened to the tits?

  3. Wow. Her legs look absolutely edible!

  4. LegMan

    She just did a “one cheek sneek” fart.

  5. it had to be said

    And so I stroke the foot back and forth this way until he finishes. And THAT’S why I am engaged to the former Prime Minister of Italy!

  6. “So it’s pronounced fica? How charming.”

  7. fartbucket

    Well… she kind of does look a little like Sharon Stone in her prime and the move’ worked for her…

  8. I just had a calvegasm.

  9. Coyote

    Yes, Yes I would!

  10. Even though I know logically it won’t work, I still leaned over to the left of my monitor to try and look up her skirt. Hope springs eternal, I guess.

  11. journalschism

    “And you can clearly see the remnants of Sam Mendes nuts on the bottom of my shoes.”

  12. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    “Oh, Sharon Stone did this already?”

  13. cc

    Well, in a previous interview she did say that the camera could ‘zoom right in on her snatch’ so…

  14. tlmck

    She could spread ‘em wide open with no panties and the Italians would be “meh”.

  15. George P Burdell

    Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick? It’s nice.

  16. She looks voluptous and tasty to me! She’s real and that’s hot.

  17. brit

    Kate, starring on Sunday Show, assisted by taped reruns of Wednesday Show in background.

  18. Sliver

    “What are you gonna arrest me for smoking?”

  19. ahaha

    “I’m sorry, I have to let this one go”

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