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A little more…
What the fuck happened to the tits?
You’ve never seen “Hideous Kinky,” have you? They’re not as big as you’d think.
Wow. Her legs look absolutely edible!
Like Turkey legs!
Nice cankles btw
She just did a “one cheek sneek” fart.
And so I stroke the foot back and forth this way until he finishes. And THAT’S why I am engaged to the former Prime Minister of Italy!
“So it’s pronounced fica? How charming.”
Well… she kind of does look a little like Sharon Stone in her prime and the move’ worked for her…
I just had a calvegasm.
Yes, Yes I would!
Even though I know logically it won’t work, I still leaned over to the left of my monitor to try and look up her skirt. Hope springs eternal, I guess.
Hope springs here to my friend! stay thirsty!
*too
“And you can clearly see the remnants of Sam Mendes nuts on the bottom of my shoes.”
“Oh, Sharon Stone did this already?”
Well, in a previous interview she did say that the camera could ‘zoom right in on her snatch’ so…
She could spread ‘em wide open with no panties and the Italians would be “meh”.
Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick? It’s nice.
She looks voluptous and tasty to me! She’s real and that’s hot.
Kate, starring on Sunday Show, assisted by taped reruns of Wednesday Show in background.
“What are you gonna arrest me for smoking?”
“I’m sorry, I have to let this one go”