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  1. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Is this an ad for BookFinder?

  2. EricLr

    I would almost prefer Kate Hudson over waking up next to this.

  3. chasin trees smoking bees

    Look on the bright side, she’ll be dead soon.

  4. This is a book about the amount of time between her waking up and pouring her first drink.

  5. Richard McBeef

    Picture taken one second after being asked, “Did you really write it?”

  6. I want whatever fucking drugs she is on. She always has that same expression.

  7. j/k

    That laugh was so cute. 35 years ago.

  8. Did someone throw a bottle of Gin?

  9. Frank Burns

    Somewhere, Kurt Russell is spending a fortune buying up copies of her book around the country, in hopes it will keep Goldie on a year-long book signing tour.

  10. Not seen: Some kid with a water pistol trying to fill her up so he can win a stuffed bear.

  11. Senator Dirtpants

    Black microphone? Anyone?

  12. Melanie Griffith, Drescher, now her—did I miss something in the papers? Is it Gaping Piehole Month?

  13. I really used to like her, and maybe I still would if she hadn’t unleashed that titless fug of a daughter upon us.

  14. tlmck

    “Ha ha! I just let one go!”

  15. The Brown Streak

    10 mindful minutes is what she remembers before her Alzheimer’s kicks in.

  16. “HA-HA-HA!!! How many languages is it available in? I can barely write in English.”

  17. cc

    It’s a new circus act…the lion sticks his head in her mouth.

  18. dooood

    goldie hawn seen here showing everybody how to properly work a black microphone

  19. Swearin

    Piccadilly? More like pick-a-pilly

  20. Lolli-Pop

    Black microphone? No. The lighting guys must be setting up.

  21. Blech

    Um, what do I win if I squirt beer inside her mouth until her head explodes like a delicate balloon?

  22. spartacus

    Lilo comparison please?

  23. AlexD

    I thought these boots were only worn by old prostitu… oh, I get it.

  24. George P Burdell

    Who wants to see my tits?!!!

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