Is this an ad for BookFinder?
I would almost prefer Kate Hudson over waking up next to this.
Look on the bright side, she’ll be dead soon.
There’s compelling evidence she already is.
This is a book about the amount of time between her waking up and pouring her first drink.
Picture taken one second after being asked, “Did you really write it?”
I want whatever fucking drugs she is on. She always has that same expression.
That laugh was so cute. 35 years ago.
FORTY-five. Laugh-In was almost FORTY-five years ago.
Did someone throw a bottle of Gin?
Somewhere, Kurt Russell is spending a fortune buying up copies of her book around the country, in hopes it will keep Goldie on a year-long book signing tour.
Not seen: Some kid with a water pistol trying to fill her up so he can win a stuffed bear.
Black microphone? Anyone?
Melanie Griffith, Drescher, now her—did I miss something in the papers? Is it Gaping Piehole Month?
I really used to like her, and maybe I still would if she hadn’t unleashed that titless fug of a daughter upon us.
“Ha ha! I just let one go!”
10 mindful minutes is what she remembers before her Alzheimer’s kicks in.
“HA-HA-HA!!! How many languages is it available in? I can barely write in English.”
It’s a new circus act…the lion sticks his head in her mouth.
goldie hawn seen here showing everybody how to properly work a black microphone
Piccadilly? More like pick-a-pilly
Black microphone? No. The lighting guys must be setting up.
Um, what do I win if I squirt beer inside her mouth until her head explodes like a delicate balloon?
Lilo comparison please?
I thought these boots were only worn by old prostitu… oh, I get it.
Who wants to see my tits?!!!
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Goldie Hawn signing copies of her book '10 Mindful Minutes' at Waterstones in London. (March 7, 2012)