superficial

  1. WURD

    Chocolate iced, with rainbow sprinkles.

  2. Any Guy

    I guess if you dump dipping dots all over yourself its considered ‘fashion’ these days. nice.

  3. Minky Wail

    “Ready to Wear” if you’re Nicki Manaj.

  4. In “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2,” Veruca Salt returns to the Wonka factory, only to fall into a vat of Dippin’ Dots.

  5. Ell

    This just reminds me of that Arrested Development episode where GOB kept talking about how expensive his suits were..

  6. I bet that’s the last time she takes a money shot from a unicorn.

  7. EricLr

    Also like David Bowie, she doesn’t get periods.

  8. And now we all know just how easy it is for a beautiful woman to make herself butt ugly.

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt saw those eyebrows and a light bulb burned out in her head.

  10. Little Tongue

    Velcro eyebrows are really trending, this season.

  11. it had to be said

    Coco has got to be spinning in her grave. She’s dead, right?

  12. Frank Burns

    “This is the last time I model for the “Jealous Fat Girls” collection!”

  13. Mmmmmmmmmm. Skittles.

  14. Which race is this? The Unboobians? My Star Trek knowledge is a little thin.

  15. cutthecrap

    the only thing this bitch should be ready to wear is a paper bag over her face. Great body, but all sorts of special needs face

  16. fartbucket

    What a disappointing waste of modelling potential :(

  17. Here’s hoping browdazzling doesn’t become a thing now.

  18. errrr

    Needs less clothes and more photoshop.

  19. zomgbie

    oh god i hope she didnt get that from jennifer love hewitt.

  20. She clearly failed to understand the concept of vagazzling.

  21. Are the Buggles shooting another video?

  22. Oz Matters

    Thunderbirds are go!

  23. George P Burdell

    This what what she looks like on her home planet.

  24. Sliver

    It’s what happens when her husband uses her face to shave his legs.

Leave A Comment