1. CK

    It’s like all the mass of her body has been slowly seeping towards her head..

  2. Any Guy

    she is HEINOUS. WOW.

  3. EricLr

    Jesus, I think I’ve seen that thing in my nightmares.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You can see her roots … there, on the end of her arms.

  5. dickerydock

    Get back, it’s gonna blow!

  6. cubegleamer

    It’s a good thing she removed that mole.

  7. Cock Dr

    I totally understand her fashion strategy…do anything to draw attention from the face.
    It is a good strategy….I heartily endorse it even though it can never be more than partially successful.

    • Dan

      The thing about Sarah Jessica Parker is that in still photos she looks pretty much like a horse face woman, but in video she looks like this really graceful and fun woman. She flits around. I like her. I admit it.

  8. Why the hell doesn’t she just gallop off into the sunset?

  9. You know what else is ready to wear? Bridles.

  10. karlito

    your 15 minutes of being a fashion icon are now officially over…now gallop away.

  11. it had to be said

    Fucking French. I can’t believe I got gum in my hair here. Pigs.

  12. That is a shirt that says “don’t look at my face.”.

  13. MsSawko

    Wow. There really is no photographic angle in existence that can capture Sarah Jessica Parker in any way that won’t make me punch a pony straight in the fucking face.

  14. I take back what i said about Rumer Willis.

  15. El Jefe

    Isn’t it time to send her to the glue factory yet?

  16. Senator Dirtpants

    Missing from picture, bridle and angry polo player.

  17. Napoupi

    It’s kind of having Gerard Depardieu’s face on Madonna’s body, and it’s oddly arousing…

  18. Michael

    To quote Howard Stern – “OY VEY!”

  19. A horse that grooms itself.

  20. Can

    Her bones are seeping out of her enormous pores.

  21. tlmck

    She looks like a life sized PEZ dispenser gone wrong.

  22. The Brown Streak

    It’s never easy to get the oats out of her hair.

  23. lawn

    Ready-to-wear horse blankets?

  24. pretty dead

    somewhere in that crowd of people, sjp’s chin mole is burrowing into someones skin and slowing making its way to the base of the brain so it can turn them into mindless zombies that obey sjp’s every command.

  25. I thought horses were to be left tied to a post outside.

  26. cc

    Oh great, now I’ve got ‘Camptown Races’ going through my head.

  27. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    ‘Yeah, you! I told you that I wanted this part of my mane chopped!’

  28. Sin

    Nice, a horse that can get its own mane out of its face.

  29. Mr. Rogers

    Hey, what’s Lady Elaine Fairchilde doing outside the Neighborhood of Make-Believe?

  30. Lolli-Pop

    It reeks of desperation, as it futilely tries to escape the inevitable menopause…and the glue factory.

  31. Blech

    “I’m twenty years older than Kim, and I have ALL my hair.”

  32. Contusion

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course.

  33. AlexD

    It really is tragic when a woman gets so senile she forgets to put anything on but her pre-World War II undergarments before leaving the house.

  34. George P Burdell

    She doesn’t wear a shirt and no one notices.

  35. catapostrophe

    She’s got some hay stuck in her mane.

  36. Mrs. Salt

    Looks like Simon cowell got the last word in again by showing who has the bigger breasts.

  37. Pat C.

    Enough with the stupid horse “jokes”.
    She looks more like ALIEN to me anyway.

  38. malc0mn

    “Witches of Eastwick”, every time…

  39. Colostomy Bag

    She wins all her races by a nose.

  40. Problem?


  41. Sliver

    Yep, still cannot be bothered to dye her roots.

  42. Double-J

    This is at the premier of V, alright.

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