It’s like all the mass of her body has been slowly seeping towards her head..
she is HEINOUS. WOW.
Jesus, I think I’ve seen that thing in my nightmares.
Night-MARE is right.
You can see her roots … there, on the end of her arms.
Get back, it’s gonna blow!
It’s a good thing she removed that mole.
I totally understand her fashion strategy…do anything to draw attention from the face.
It is a good strategy….I heartily endorse it even though it can never be more than partially successful.
The thing about Sarah Jessica Parker is that in still photos she looks pretty much like a horse face woman, but in video she looks like this really graceful and fun woman. She flits around. I like her. I admit it.
Yes, she photogaphs like a mule…..most unfortunate.
Why the hell doesn’t she just gallop off into the sunset?
You know what else is ready to wear? Bridles.
your 15 minutes of being a fashion icon are now officially over…now gallop away.
I’d settle for a trot.
Fucking French. I can’t believe I got gum in my hair here. Pigs.
That is a shirt that says “don’t look at my face.”.
Wow. There really is no photographic angle in existence that can capture Sarah Jessica Parker in any way that won’t make me punch a pony straight in the fucking face.
I take back what i said about Rumer Willis.
Isn’t it time to send her to the glue factory yet?
Missing from picture, bridle and angry polo player.
It’s kind of having Gerard Depardieu’s face on Madonna’s body, and it’s oddly arousing…
To quote Howard Stern – “OY VEY!”
A horse that grooms itself.
Her bones are seeping out of her enormous pores.
She looks like a life sized PEZ dispenser gone wrong.
It’s never easy to get the oats out of her hair.
Ready-to-wear horse blankets?
somewhere in that crowd of people, sjp’s chin mole is burrowing into someones skin and slowing making its way to the base of the brain so it can turn them into mindless zombies that obey sjp’s every command.
I thought horses were to be left tied to a post outside.
Oh great, now I’ve got ‘Camptown Races’ going through my head.
‘Yeah, you! I told you that I wanted this part of my mane chopped!’
Nice, a horse that can get its own mane out of its face.
Hey, what’s Lady Elaine Fairchilde doing outside the Neighborhood of Make-Believe?
It reeks of desperation, as it futilely tries to escape the inevitable menopause…and the glue factory.
“I’m twenty years older than Kim, and I have ALL my hair.”
Meant this as a women’s Rogaine success story but I flopped… Goddamnit.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
It really is tragic when a woman gets so senile she forgets to put anything on but her pre-World War II undergarments before leaving the house.
She doesn’t wear a shirt and no one notices.
She’s got some hay stuck in her mane.
Looks like Simon cowell got the last word in again by showing who has the bigger breasts.
Enough with the stupid horse “jokes”.
She looks more like ALIEN to me anyway.
“Witches of Eastwick”, every time…
Fuck no, “Hocus pocus”? Blah, witches anywho…
She wins all her races by a nose.
Yep, still cannot be bothered to dye her roots.
This is at the premier of V, alright.
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