Sarah Jessica Parker at the Louis Vuitton Ready-To-Wear Fall/Winter 2012 in Paris. (March 7, 2012)
It’s like all the mass of her body has been slowly seeping towards her head..
she is HEINOUS. WOW.
Jesus, I think I’ve seen that thing in my nightmares.
Night-MARE is right.
You can see her roots … there, on the end of her arms.
Get back, it’s gonna blow!
It’s a good thing she removed that mole.
I totally understand her fashion strategy…do anything to draw attention from the face.
It is a good strategy….I heartily endorse it even though it can never be more than partially successful.
The thing about Sarah Jessica Parker is that in still photos she looks pretty much like a horse face woman, but in video she looks like this really graceful and fun woman. She flits around. I like her. I admit it.
Yes, she photogaphs like a mule…..most unfortunate.
Why the hell doesn’t she just gallop off into the sunset?
You know what else is ready to wear? Bridles.
your 15 minutes of being a fashion icon are now officially over…now gallop away.
I’d settle for a trot.
Fucking French. I can’t believe I got gum in my hair here. Pigs.
That is a shirt that says “don’t look at my face.”.
Wow. There really is no photographic angle in existence that can capture Sarah Jessica Parker in any way that won’t make me punch a pony straight in the fucking face.
I take back what i said about Rumer Willis.
Isn’t it time to send her to the glue factory yet?
Missing from picture, bridle and angry polo player.
It’s kind of having Gerard Depardieu’s face on Madonna’s body, and it’s oddly arousing…
To quote Howard Stern – “OY VEY!”
A horse that grooms itself.
Her bones are seeping out of her enormous pores.
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