LOL who used the warp tool?
His boobs make me sad :'(
I’ll give him this. He hasn’t stopped smiling since the birth of his kid.
Maybe so, and his chest is making up for it.
He’s still in shock. That’s the look of a man in constant terror.
Can moobs turn into beaver tails?
I guess so…
Looks like someone got a lot of lipo done.
That’s a really great point. It’s the only explanation for any mans boobs to sag like that. I mean how can he have ::some:: definition in his abs but not in his chest. It’s just unnatural.
Taking moobs, to the next level. Well done, Sir. Well done.
Did Simon just get the alien orgasm treatment like in Cocoon?
God damn he’s gross
One would think that with a net worth value of over $400mil, he could afford to get those sloppy boobies fixed up… amiright?!
Does he never look at photos of himself shirtless, because he really should. He really needs to wear shirts.
Or at least have him tape them moobs up with duct tape.
His face has a smile, his boobs has a sad.
Just stop it Simon. There’s a lot of things you can do, but the one thing you can’t do, in fact, the one thing ALL men can’t do, is breast feed their child. Now put on a shirt and stop grossing us all out.
Why does his dog lead have two handles? Must be one of those YSL designer leads that the rest of us can’t afford or he has four hands…
He’s wearing an invisible happy helmet and crying on the inside for not using a condom.
“Why are you getting in my shyte? Almost all men knock up their best mate’s bird, don’t they.”
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