Speculation as to the brand of vodka in that bottle?
I hear the Chariots of Fire theme, as I visualize The Hoff running towards a Wendy’s in slow motion.
This is what happens when all your botox expires on the same day.
I thought Werewolves could only transform at night.
As much as he is loved in Germany; he is hated in Japan.
Holy crap, he’s wearing Arnold’s ring.
“Screw you, George Lopez! At least I was eating a burger and you were just munching on a carpet. No, wait, what?”
He’s morphing into Mickey Rourke.
His superhero skill is that he can smell any Wendy’s within a 10 mile radius.
Please tell me that’s not his Orgasm face
“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”
“People around here are so fucking stupid. They actually think this bottle of gin is just water. Why didn’t I think of this twenty-five years ago?”
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David Hasselhoff in West Hollywood. (March 4, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN