superficial

  1. joe

    Speculation as to the brand of vodka in that bottle?

  2. I hear the Chariots of Fire theme, as I visualize The Hoff running towards a Wendy’s in slow motion.

  3. This is what happens when all your botox expires on the same day.

  4. Laredo

    Tiger blood?

  5. I thought Werewolves could only transform at night.

  6. anonymous

    As much as he is loved in Germany; he is hated in Japan.

  7. Holy crap, he’s wearing Arnold’s ring.

  8. “Screw you, George Lopez! At least I was eating a burger and you were just munching on a carpet. No, wait, what?”

  9. He’s morphing into Mickey Rourke.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    His superhero skill is that he can smell any Wendy’s within a 10 mile radius.

  11. Please tell me that’s not his Orgasm face

  12. Phoenix

    “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”

  13. “People around here are so fucking stupid. They actually think this bottle of gin is just water. Why didn’t I think of this twenty-five years ago?”

  14. “Burrrrrgurrrrrr”

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