He thought 300 was about how many men his wife took in a single sitting.
It looks like he was punched above the ears so many times that his skull became indented and pushed his eyes together
it’s either that or going down on Jenna Jameson.
Dang, never thought I’d see Mr. Peanut go out without his top hat and monocle . . .
I thought this was a picture of my penis wearing a tie.
Well, that topped off my internet usage for the day. Time to build a fire and put on the fez.
This comment section is full of win. Is he playing the humpback in this movie?
If the top of my head, was 2″ smaller diameter
than the bottom of my head, I’d wear a hat.
Wow they really screwed the pooch with Photoshop on this one…o wait a minute…
HGH is a hell of a drug.
“I don’t remember all their names. But I can show you where the bodies are buried…..”
He’s a dead ringer for Mr. Potato Head (The Movie).
Tito needs to talk to Barry Bonds about coordinating cranium growth with everything else.
The steroids took all the mass out of his formerly huge penis and shifted to his face.
“I hit in head many times! Me no effect feel banana banana!”
He looks smart.
So there will ge gay sex in that movie is what his involvement tells me.
Mongoloid he was a mongoloid.
At least his clothes match.
He looks smart. From the neck down.
He looks suspiciously like the younger brother of Zippy the Pinhead.
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Tito Ortiz at the premiere of '300: Rise Of An Empire' in Los Angeles. (March 4, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN