Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon in West Hollywood. (March 4, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Is it still behind me?”
This is a performance art piece to bring attention to Hepatitis C, the silent killer.
What’s worse, banging the skank Paris Hilton or baging the skank Pamela Anderson?
Rick’s having a flashback of pussy past. “Oh, Paris. Damnit, Shannen!”
Yes, yes, YES! THAT is how I can exploit her!
“Dipping for Disease”, this week’s 60 minutes covers
the onslaught of Hep C in America.
“Who am I? Why do I exist? What is the meaning of life? Oh, what the hell I’m I thinking? I’m banging Pamela Anderson – Thats all I need to know.”
Today, the only thing that is bangable about her is the name.
Oh, those Hollywood glamour couples!
“Oh man … oh man … is there such a thing as a mouth condom? Why the hell did I agree to go to a sex therapist? ‘You’re not half as big as Tommy, Rick, but Pam would like you to make up for it orally’!”
As much as it pains me, I do have to say she’s looking better lately.
Oh my God, I fell in…how the hell do you fall into a woman’s vagina?
All this time I thought she said she had Pepsi!
What will you be doing when your herpes come back?
Silent Bob ditched Jay for this?
Already past the honeymoon days I see….
There is alot of regret in those eyes.
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