1. “Is it still behind me?”

  2. Joe Blow

    What’s worse, banging the skank Paris Hilton or baging the skank Pamela Anderson?

  3. Rick’s having a flashback of pussy past. “Oh, Paris. Damnit, Shannen!”

  4. Hank E. Ring

    Yes, yes, YES! THAT is how I can exploit her!

  5. MarketingMike

    “Dipping for Disease”, this week’s 60 minutes covers
    the onslaught of Hep C in America.

  6. “Who am I? Why do I exist? What is the meaning of life? Oh, what the hell I’m I thinking? I’m banging Pamela Anderson – Thats all I need to know.”

  7. Oh, those Hollywood glamour couples!

  8. “Oh man … oh man … is there such a thing as a mouth condom? Why the hell did I agree to go to a sex therapist? ‘You’re not half as big as Tommy, Rick, but Pam would like you to make up for it orally’!”

  9. As much as it pains me, I do have to say she’s looking better lately.

  10. Vlad

    Oh my God, I fell in…how the hell do you fall into a woman’s vagina?

  11. Walter Peck

    All this time I thought she said she had Pepsi!

  12. What will you be doing when your herpes come back?

  13. Silent Bob ditched Jay for this?

  14. Already past the honeymoon days I see….

  15. There is alot of regret in those eyes.

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