“Leave me alone, can’t you see Leo is missing me?!”
Giving him a taste of his own medicine, Leo hires an annoying little bitch to fawn over Jonah all day.
I would think Leo’s leftovers would be better looking.
“I’m sorry Jonah, but my tits used to be this big until the first time you climbed onto me and did the wild thing. Now look at them. They’re smashed flat. LOOK AT THEM!”
“So when’s Leo bringing your Oscar over, Jonah? You said you just loaned it to him so he could pretend to be a serious actor like you. It seems like he’s had it long enough. Right, Jonah? Right?’
That is the look of dawning horror – she must have just realized who she was fucking.
Leave him alone lady. Can’t you see he’s depressed? He lost something very important on Sunday. An excuse to hang out with Leo.
jeez looking grotesque
If I hung out with Leo and this is all I could pull, I’d kill myself.
“What can I try at this point Jonah?! I tried the Shocker, and I even dressed like a fucking giant Cinnabon!” (begins weeping)
So I guess he has completely given up on the whole weight loss thing?
Perhaps there is a biopic of Danny DeVito being made that Jonah is starring in.
Devito has never been that fat including the fat suit he had to wear to play the Penguin.
Someone call Chris Hansen. She’s gotta be that kid’s 8th grade teacher.
“All I’m saying is…you can stop masterbating…you’re not preparing for a movie any more. My vah-j works just fine!”
Lena Dunham cut her hair?
“If you keep calling me Leo, I’m gonna have to start calling you Kevin James with a crew cut.”
“Why did you take your mom to the Oscars intead of me?”
Looks in mirror.
“Look…I don’t mind wearing the strap on Jonah, but is it too much for me to ask that you stop calling me Leo?”
“Jonah, look, your career is doing well right now, so if you want me to continue to pretend to date you I am going to need more money, and I mean a whole lot more money, got it?”
Jonah, you do realize I could do better, a lot better, like that homeless guy we passed.
“All I’m saying is that Leo’s hairstyle wouldn’t look good on me. It’s not gonna happen.”
You can’t hide behind those sunglasses, Jake from State Farm.
“Jonah, I know you’re taking this upcoming Chaz Bono biopic seriously, but even she..he..it – whatever, does other things besides eat all day.”
I know, I know….but Leo is my…..”Mentor.” We’re not “really” fucking. Ok sweety?
her dad is one of the biggest restaurant owners in NYC
“But what does Leo have that I don’t have…I mean besides that…???”
“You said you were famous, why do I have to suck his balls?!”
“I’m sorry, Jonah, it’s just, I thought it would be a lot bigger. I mean, it was in the movie…”
” *sigh* That was just a prosthetic.”
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Jonah Hill with his girlfriend Isabelle McNally in Los Angeles. (March 4, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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