Superman cant even save that.
Gotta stay fit for her three remaining fans.
Oh, by the way, they’re real…and they’re no longer spectacular.
I’ve seen them when she was younger, they weren’t spectacular back then either.
She was pretty hot in a bra back in the day,
but when it came off the bottom fell out,
so to speak.
Is that bulge her penis or her balls?
I see her camel toe is hanging to the left today.
Sports bras only work, if they fit.
…and then…reality and gravity. *shudder*
Aliens have landed! And they’re very health oriented.
I thought it was Kate Gosselin…
Are they still Real and Spectacular?
Lois has been reduced to jogging down the lane.
(all I got.)
Who’s for age limits on yoga pants?
She’s contemplating the metaphysical impossibility of outrunning time.
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