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  1. Cock Dr

    May I suggest a turtleneck sweater for your next public appearance?

    Mar 30, 2011 at 5:41 pm /  Reply /00
  2. McFeely Smackup

    Suddenly I’m hungry for turkey.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 5:49 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Bucky Barnes

    She’s as old as Olivia Munn and Teri Hatcher combined and she still looks better than they do with an “Oh my god, what IS that midget DOING under my dress?” expression on her face.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 5:52 pm /  Reply /00
  4. H6E6X6

    IS EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD FUCKING CONSTIPATED!!!

    Mar 30, 2011 at 6:01 pm /  Reply /00
  5. ick-abod

    it sucks that a shark bit off most of her arm, glad she is ok though.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 6:17 pm /  Reply /00
  6. ludichrisspeed

    Move! The Dilophosaurus is preparing for attack!

    Mar 30, 2011 at 6:42 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Rubber

    You know you’ve made it when your neck is replaced by a prop from the set of Alien.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 6:43 pm /  Reply /00
  8. Maplewood

    You can’t see it, but the subtitle of that book is “1741-present”

    Mar 30, 2011 at 6:47 pm /  Reply /00
  9. Colin

    What is this album? When Velociraptors Attack: LA?

    Mar 30, 2011 at 6:49 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Feetsthss

    Good to see they’re rebooting Tales From The Crypt, but shouldn’t they update the puppet too?

    Mar 30, 2011 at 7:28 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Little Richard

    Susan Lucci signing copies of “All My Life: A Memoir, Volume1 of 6000″.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 7:28 pm /  Reply /00
  12. pete

    I think her arms are just about done. See how easily the meat falls away from the bone?

    Mar 30, 2011 at 8:15 pm /  Reply /00
    • The Critical Crassness

      Pete, call your optometrist and get your eyes checked, she is buff enough to beat your ass and Teri Hatcher’s, too. Which is probably the source of your confusion, this is Susan Lucci!

      Mar 31, 2011 at 7:00 am /  Reply /00
  13. cc

    Jesus that kudzu around her neck must be uncomfortable.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 11:03 pm /  Reply /00
  14. DonDopey

    Her book is called “How to Age Terribly and Grow Madonna Arms”

    Mar 31, 2011 at 12:02 am /  Reply /00
  15. Daemon8666

    How’d they talk that giraffe into a dress?

    Mar 31, 2011 at 12:05 am /  Reply /00
  16. Mary

    Ummm she looks better than tsome of the chicks on here half her age! Not many old women can smile like that and look 100 times better than Terri Hatcher. Basically, that is your Grandma….but attractive.

    Mar 31, 2011 at 12:11 am /  Reply /00
  17. MrsDanHumphrey

    Her body looks like it’s struggling to hold her head up.

    Mar 31, 2011 at 9:29 am /  Reply /00
  18. Sangriatic

    Madonna looks good as a brunette.

    Apr 1, 2011 at 7:55 am /  Reply /00

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