even that black dude is thinking “so…is he black? or what?”
The Coneheads are back! Yay!
American Airlines’ policy is strict: no cell phones on the pla-
KNOW YOUR ROLE, AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! AND BRING THE ROCK SOME PEANUTS!
What a dickhead.
Have you ever seen someone so excited to have finally found a hat that will cover their gargantuan noggin? Besides Kelsey Grammer, obviously.
now we know what hunter thompson on steroids would have looked like.
I guess he learned a powerful lesson from what happened to Barry Bonds. No one will be able to talk about his changing hat size.
Who knew steroids made your smile lines wrap completely around your cheeks to meet at the bridge of your nose…?
From The Rock to Hancock in twelve steps
Anyone ever see ‘Puppetmaster’? Does he look like The Strangler or what?
Oh, I see Meg’s condom cap from Family Guy comes in black now.
No God Dammit. You don’t get to spend a decade making people call you The Rock and then just get to change it Dwayne when you realize people assume you’ve done time in prison and that really hurts your Disney rom-com shitty movie cred.
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