superficial

  1. even that black dude is thinking “so…is he black? or what?”

  2. KayKay

    The Coneheads are back! Yay!

  3. Hemingway

    American Airlines’ policy is strict: no cell phones on the pla-
    KNOW YOUR ROLE, AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! AND BRING THE ROCK SOME PEANUTS!

  4. H6E6X6

    What a dickhead.

  5. Have you ever seen someone so excited to have finally found a hat that will cover their gargantuan noggin? Besides Kelsey Grammer, obviously.

  6. tito

    now we know what hunter thompson on steroids would have looked like.

  7. pete

    I guess he learned a powerful lesson from what happened to Barry Bonds. No one will be able to talk about his changing hat size.

  8. Who knew steroids made your smile lines wrap completely around your cheeks to meet at the bridge of your nose…?

  9. Andre…? Incontheeevable!

  10. Daemon8666

    From The Rock to Hancock in twelve steps

  11. cc

    Anyone ever see ‘Puppetmaster’? Does he look like The Strangler or what?

  12. Oh, I see Meg’s condom cap from Family Guy comes in black now.

  13. fasterpssycat

    No God Dammit. You don’t get to spend a decade making people call you The Rock and then just get to change it Dwayne when you realize people assume you’ve done time in prison and that really hurts your Disney rom-com shitty movie cred.

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