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  1. Cock Dr

    If you can somehow get the gays to love you you’ll always be able to sell them shit.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 5:36 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Bucky Barnes

    Looks like Paris has found a replacement for Tinkerbell and this one can even clean up his own feces… more or less.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 5:36 pm /  Reply /00
  3. McFeely Smackup

    he just had his first spritz of her new cologne “Skänqüe”

    Mar 30, 2011 at 5:41 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Rubber

    I’m setting the over/under on combined filmed blowjobs between these two at 140.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 6:13 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Go rough young man

    Dude got smaller feet than Paris.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 6:24 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Lightdragon

    Well at least they have a common interest in shoes.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 6:29 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Little Richard

    Fruity and The Beast.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 7:06 pm /  Reply /00
  8. hello

    He can’t be a wetback if he’s in Mexico City.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 7:13 pm /  Reply /00
  9. KWDragon

    I know this is neither crisp nor clever, but it has to be said: WTF is going on in this picture?!?

    Mar 30, 2011 at 7:26 pm /  Reply /00
  10. The Winchester

    Wow, his ass looks better in those pants than hers ever will.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 7:54 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Ash Bones

    Come on Mexico do your thing, talk about a good candidate for a kidnapping and a nice ransom!!

    Mar 30, 2011 at 10:58 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Stamos Fan

    HAHAHA, It’s Hump. Day, and there’s a gay Mexican humping Paris’ leg like he’s a chihuahua! HAHAHAHA!

    Mar 30, 2011 at 11:05 pm /  Reply /00
  13. MJJ

    Is that fuzzy hair Paris’ leg??? Gross…

    Mar 30, 2011 at 11:59 pm /  Reply /00
  14. Tyler

    The red heels were the only thing preventing the herpes from switching hosts.

    Mar 31, 2011 at 2:09 am /  Reply /00
  15. The Critical Crassness

    What do you get when you put two bigots together? A Paris Hilton ventriloquism act

    Mar 31, 2011 at 7:16 am /  Reply /00
  16. Oz Matters

    Oh look, he has a Paris Hilton bag … with a Paris Hilton bag.

    Mar 31, 2011 at 7:44 am /  Reply /00
  17. Iveski

    I guess he won Employee of the Month at the Hilton Mexico City Reforma?

    Mar 31, 2011 at 9:21 am /  Reply /00
  18. MrsDanHumphrey

    I guess we’ll see Perez Hilton wearing those next.

    Mar 31, 2011 at 9:23 am /  Reply /00
  19. fyrepup

    Not really a big fan of this daily “The Crap We Missed” segment. I don’t mind the occasional “And Other News…” because they can lead to some really funny stuff. “The Crap” is basically what it is… Crap.

    Please reconsider.

    Mar 31, 2011 at 11:27 am /  Reply /00
  20. stev0dd

    Now we know where Jimmy Fallon is during the day…

    Mar 31, 2011 at 12:46 pm /  Reply /00
  21. snidecomment

    Why is Johan Santana hanging out with Paris Hilton? Yet another Mets embarassment…

    Mar 31, 2011 at 3:23 pm /  Reply /00

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