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  1. I actually feel bad for the guy. There is no way in hell he envisioned his life to be like this one year ago.

  2. Is this all he does now that “30 Rock” is over?

  3. HardyHarHar

    You sir are officially whipped!

  4. tlmck

    Good to see he’s found work. However, he’s gonna need to add a few more dogs to make any real money.

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “‘Walking the adorable dogs will calm you down’ they said. ‘It’ll improve you image after that whole “coon” thing’ they said. I’ll take that over walking these rats in public.”

  6. Mumbling/chanting to himself: Walk dog, get pussy. Walk dog, get pussy.

  7. He always looks so mean…did someone forget his birthday or something?

  8. I’m everyone… and no one. Everywhere… and nowhere. Call me… Darkman.

  9. “I’m Batman!”

  10. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Who is walking who? Are the toy dogs walking the hound, or is the hound dog walking the toys?

  11. “Got to find an electrified manhole cover.”

  12. cc

    Didn’t we agree that the only Baldwin that was going to appear on these pages from now on is Ireland?

  13. He’s pissed because we were able to catch the exact moment when he realized he was pussy-whipped.

  14. RandyGoatRadio

    I had no idea pigs could walk dogs that well. Kudos Swineman!

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