“Get that friggin’ kid away from…oh, wait…it’s not mine.”
The apron says “Pie Face” but the face says “Bitch Face”
I thought that was her “Cunt” face.
“No, Miley, I’m gonna do my thumb like THIS!”
I see they’re not even bothering with the “Celebrity” pretense anymore.
“Yeah. Silent Bob, your a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you’re cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.”
She wishes she was as pretty as Jay.
Remember ladies: if you’re going to botox your face to hockey rink-like smoothness, don’t leave the neck just hanging there like a windsock.
Now she has the neck of a 60 year old, nice facelift.
“I have 8 kids! Yup! 8 of them! And you’re telling me I don’t know how to serve pie? You mothefucker don’t even have big enough balls to make so many babies!”
“So would you say your ex, Jon Gosselin, has very big balls?”
“Have you ever smelled my fingers, motherfucker? I’ve smelled my fingers. I’ve smelled them lots of times. You know how they fucking smell? They smell good. Good as pussy pie.”
I did NOT squirt 8 kids out of my snatch for THIS
So she work’s for Green Lantern’s buddy now?
“THIS -IS- MAH HAPPY FAICE!!!!!!”
So wait, is this Chelsea Handler or Jenny McCarthy?
Why, I oughta….
Now we know who capped Tony Soprano
fuck that lady
Pie Face, because Butter Face just isn’t true.
Awwww…there’s the face we all know and love!
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