superficial

  1. “Get that friggin’ kid away from…oh, wait…it’s not mine.”

  2. The apron says “Pie Face” but the face says “Bitch Face”

  3. Rosie O.

    “No, Miley, I’m gonna do my thumb like THIS!”

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    I see they’re not even bothering with the “Celebrity” pretense anymore.

  5. meeps!

    “Yeah. Silent Bob, your a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you’re cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.”

  6. Remember ladies: if you’re going to botox your face to hockey rink-like smoothness, don’t leave the neck just hanging there like a windsock.

  7. Little Tongue

    “I have 8 kids! Yup! 8 of them! And you’re telling me I don’t know how to serve pie? You mothefucker don’t even have big enough balls to make so many babies!”
    “So would you say your ex, Jon Gosselin, has very big balls?”
    “…”

  8. “Have you ever smelled my fingers, motherfucker? I’ve smelled my fingers. I’ve smelled them lots of times. You know how they fucking smell? They smell good. Good as pussy pie.”

  9. Vlad

    I did NOT squirt 8 kids out of my snatch for THIS

  10. So she work’s for Green Lantern’s buddy now?

  11. crb

    “THIS -IS- MAH HAPPY FAICE!!!!!!”

  12. Heywood Jablomie

    knife-hand

  13. Wrynoceros

    So wait, is this Chelsea Handler or Jenny McCarthy?

  14. Why, I oughta….

    Now we know who capped Tony Soprano

  15. Pie Face, because Butter Face just isn’t true.

  16. Awwww…there’s the face we all know and love!

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