superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    this picture is awesome

  2. Inner Retard

    No need to look in a crystal ball. I see a maid outfit and a baby in that girl’s future.

  3. “Das she clean houzez?”

  4. The Mind of a Governator

    …she’s got the long legs and the big butt and the wide mouth and all these things…

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    This will be the first white guy Khloe has banged.

  6. There’s two ways this can end: with or without a paternity suit.

  7. Swearin

    She has red eyes, clearly she’s a Terminator and he’d totally do her.

  8. “Datz a nice outfit. It’ll look even betta crumpled up on my bedroom floor in da morning.”

  9. Seriously, though. I love her shape. Totally would. That’s a tall drink of water.

  10. There comes a time, pimp, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the governor’s mansion becomes a prison, and all that is left is an Austrian’s love for a big, juicy ass.

  11. Vlad

    ‘scuse me a minute…I need to sabotage this

  12. dude just autographed his hand lmfao. finally someone doing it right!

  13. Facts

    That’s his daughter

  14. Just Sayin...

    I didn’t want to say anything, but Arnold is almost 6′ 3″.
    So, how tall is the Amazon (aka: Maid) standing next to him?

    • Johnny Barbells

      “Facts” is right, it is his daughter… arnold was 6’1″ in his bodybuilding career (ferrigno was 6’3″) and he’s probably shrunk a teeny bit with age, so, going by all the google images i just creeped, yeah, she’s at least 6′ in bare feet. (and 23, and yummy)

  15. “Dit it hurt…when you fell from heffen? I saw it werk on a commershal dis weekent.”

  16. “Your clothes … give them to me. I’m sure they’ll fit.”

  17. She’s a much prettier wookie

  18. Johnny Barbells

    …mmmmmm, thick’ems.

  19. *Slow Clap for the Men of the Superficial*

    I am in the wrong place if I came here to understand the tastes of men. I looked at that pic and figured the comments section would be full of comments about her being a cow based on other women you all have called fat or large but instead I find several positive comments. I am pleasantly surprised, all hope is not lost.

  20. She looks pretty damn good for a Schwarzenegger. With dad being a Republican and mom being a Kennedy (self-explanatory), I wonder which end of the political spectrum she espouses.

  21. “I am not George Hamilton !!”

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