superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    Damn she is a beast. She looks like she might casually amble over to you and then whip out a machete, or barf down the back of your chair.

  2. Dox

    Every time I see her, I have nightmares about Raggedy Ann coming to life and butchering most of the city before finally being stopped by a flamethrower.

  3. Joe Blow

    “God, my gunt is killing me.”

  4. Salty Ropes

    She wins for the perpetual look of “and with no warning he came in my mouth!”

  5. She’s aging like a compost bin.

  6. Looks like Reggie just opened the door on the ice cream truck.

  7. Note the look of disappointment on her face as she realizes the car is shinier than she is.

  8. Dead Pool 2014

  9. crb

    “What do you mean the car isn’t made out of cocaine, too? When they said, ‘Everything here is made of cocaine’, I thought they meant ‘Everything’!!”

  10. buzz

    That’s just wrong to post Salma Hayek right before a picture of this beast.

  11. Larry

    There’s no vodka at this table. Do you know anyone else here? First, let me take another selfie.

  12. Even she is grossed out by her.

  13. Johnny Barbells

    …i know that face; shart.

  14. Softy

    Is she still even a celebrity?

  15. Still smoking while pregnant? Hope it ends well for the kid.

  16. Does she work at Chateau Marmont? I ask because I have no idea who this horror is and the only pictures I see are of her standing next to cars while people get in.

  17. “Has anybody seen the cocaine guy?”

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