Joe Jonas with his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler in Los Angeles. (March 25, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I sense…. cock.
Blanda Eggenschwiler cannot be a real name! Is Engelbert Humperdinck giving out suggestions now?!
What are you talking about? Blanda is a perfectly common man’s name in Denmark…
Joe: Did you see the ass on that guy?
Blanda: (crying on the inside) That’s my Joe. (silently repeats ‘cha-ching’ to herself)
That look on her face shows she so sick of his shit.
Shouldnt her title be spelled like this “girlfriend?”
Who’s blanda, Joe or his girlfriend?
I’m no expert, but Blanda Eggenschwiler probably translates as “unfertilized eggs”
swallowing unfertilized eggs
Joe Jonas with his girlfriend Ivanahava Pretendname
…calves like simpson.
If Blanda Eggenschwiler married Arnold Schwarzenegger her name would be Blanda Eggenschwiler Schwarzenegger, which is Ancient Germanic for “May I buy another vowel, Pat?”
“Give me your purse. I’m going to go strike that guy!”
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