She needs to roll her Yoga mat so that it DOESN’T look like a giant dildo.
She’s got the legs of a flamingo
It’s like a giant tampon applicator.
Mmmm, I like the tight pants
carefully concealling her vibrator in that matt.
Blah, blah, blah, downward facing dog, blah, blah, zing!
She doesn’t *look* drunk . . .
Well I doubt that’s going to fit…
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