Carrot Top leaving Mauro's Cafe in West Hollywood. (March 22, 2011)
Holy shit, Kevin Spacey has to stop going to those pot shops in Cali….
Nicole Kidman… on steroids?
Kathy Griffin is looking buff these days.
…THIS is how close I am to punching you if you call me Ronald McDonald one more time.
Its nice to see such physically strong role models for us women. V powa!
“Holy shit! This half-eaten cookie will make a fantastic bit for my next show. I’d better call my agent and get him to book the Denny’s parking lot again.”
Wow… Debra Messing two days in a row!
This Spring….terror has a new face.
Like being born a Ginger of the Orangutan variety wasn’t bad enough… Poor bastard…
“But drugs, that’s a dirty business.”
That seems a dangerous guessing game my friend…
I got the one about Chyna wrong so I will abstain…
I should have trusted my instincts and never guessed female…
This is why Ronald McDonald should never have kids.
Hmmm, Joe Jonas and Carrot Top at the same place and at the same time..a repressed closet gay Christian and a sad looking tranney…who knew.
I’d make a joke but I am too good to pick on the low-lying fruit.
It is not a question of whether he WILL eat the booger in his hand but a question of WHEN.
“I packed this fudge myself.”
Just me and my fingers. Me and my fingers. Just stare at the fingers and you won’t see them staring. Just stare at the fingers and you won’t hear them laughing. Three blocks to home. Just follow the fingers.
Wait a minute…Carrot tops are green. Why am I just now realizing this?!
I would totally f*** redhead Julianna Margulise.
“Yeah, my balls are now this small. Don’t do sterioids, kids.”
he can finally SEE the world’s tiniest violin playing just for him
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