Arnold Schwarzenegger on a bike ride in Santa Monica. (March 22, 2011)
“GAhhh AAAHHhhhhhhh. MY KNEES FEEL LIKE CRUSHED ROADKILL”
With that look on his face, all I could think of was the theme music for the Wicked Witch of the West.
“How can bullshit walk?”
“howw fahhh must I ride dees thing before I can chill wiss a plate of food and a fat spliff??”
Elton John’s really getting in shape.
The budget for “Terminator 5″ is not quite what Arnold expected.
He is not wearing a bicycle helmet, which is illegal in CA, oh my bad his hair will suffice sorry sir,, and forgot he is a T-1000 model.
Governator no more
This is the same face he made on Mars when he ran out of air.
huff puff…two mo miles…huff puff….to da choppa….
Well, in his defense, it IS a better ride than Maria Shriver.
Marry me, GravyLeg.
Only if you agree not to hyphenate our last names and you never bring home your work… Well, that is unless they are hot 18-24 year olds with healthy vaginae that are as tight as a vice. Then I will build you a “work area”.
He is saying ‘Douglas Quaid’, you know that right?
Conan masters the riddle of wheels.
Wow that cyborg will stop at nothing in the pursuit of John Connor.
If he gets a flat, will he pump…it…up? Ugh.
His head looks like a flaming skull tattoo.
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle. No? Ok then I need your jacket with short shorts, your sneakers, and your bicycle.
Get to the choppah!!!!!
Is that quote going to be on EVERY Arnold picture although it doesn’t have anything to do with running or choppers or people in danger, or a jungle, or guns or whatever Predator was about??
Why is it that everything Arnold does makes me laugh and make it my screen saver? I mean, dude’s just riding a bike, and somehow I think its hilarious.
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