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  1. Deacon Jones

    “GAhhh AAAHHhhhhhhh. MY KNEES FEEL LIKE CRUSHED ROADKILL”

  2. Colin

    With that look on his face, all I could think of was the theme music for the Wicked Witch of the West.

  3. “How can bullshit walk?”

  4. boo-de-sac

    “howw fahhh must I ride dees thing before I can chill wiss a plate of food and a fat spliff??”

  5. Elton John’s really getting in shape.

  6. The budget for “Terminator 5″ is not quite what Arnold expected.

  7. Cali

    He is not wearing a bicycle helmet, which is illegal in CA, oh my bad his hair will suffice sorry sir,, and forgot he is a T-1000 model.

  8. Arzach

    Governator no more

  9. Jill_Ess

    This is the same face he made on Mars when he ran out of air.
    http://www.moviecatcher.net/images/schwarzenegger-in-total-recall1.jpg

  10. Robb

    huff puff…two mo miles…huff puff….to da choppa….

  11. Well, in his defense, it IS a better ride than Maria Shriver.

    • Your Gynecologist

      Marry me, GravyLeg.

    • Only if you agree not to hyphenate our last names and you never bring home your work… Well, that is unless they are hot 18-24 year olds with healthy vaginae that are as tight as a vice. Then I will build you a “work area”.

  12. cc

    He is saying ‘Douglas Quaid’, you know that right?

  13. Conan masters the riddle of wheels.

  14. All that is rough in the world

    Wow that cyborg will stop at nothing in the pursuit of John Connor.

  15. If he gets a flat, will he pump…it…up? Ugh.

  16. Pete

    His head looks like a flaming skull tattoo.

  17. DonDopey

    I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle. No? Ok then I need your jacket with short shorts, your sneakers, and your bicycle.

  18. Tyler

    Get to the choppah!!!!!

    • Just_As_it_IS

      Is that quote going to be on EVERY Arnold picture although it doesn’t have anything to do with running or choppers or people in danger, or a jungle, or guns or whatever Predator was about??

  19. Elle

    Why is it that everything Arnold does makes me laugh and make it my screen saver? I mean, dude’s just riding a bike, and somehow I think its hilarious.

  20. Charmless Man

    Strangely, Arnie on a bike is just as fuel efficient as his Hummer.

  21. ET is meant to sit on the front of the bike.

  22. Ahhhhhnold

    I’ll be back … but not very soon. I hope this T-1000 doesn’t turn back into liquid.

  23. friendlyfires

    Ah-nuld shooting his new movie, “Bicycle Cop” – about the son of a former Nazi guard at Auschwitz working as a meter maid in Haifa – Danny DeVito plays Ah-nuld’s best friend, who also happens to be Hitler’s half-Jewish half-nephew, Hymie Hitler.

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