Lol u stole my thunder, fish.. he def just Shatner’d himself
This time it’s literally the “crap we missed”.
Scotty, I need an emergency transport on this bowel movement… Now would be a good time, Scotty… Scotty?
He’s dead, Jim.
Dammit Jim i’m a ghost, not a candy striper!
“How the hell am I going to kill this one and get away with it?!”
It’s an All Bran day, alright.
You mean, that was really penis soup? like human penis?
William Shatner will hold his breath until you Name Your Own Price.
(panty) shield up!
captain’s log. star date: right now.
Search his pants for klingons!
‘Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I’m a fucking squirrel!’
Eddie Izzard… Props…
The sudden contents of his depends are a constant reminder of why his last name is Shatner.
I am guessing he just realized he mistook his Viagra for his blood pressure pills this morning.
Number one, I’ve just gone number two.
It’s Picard who says “Number One,” so…Fail.
The Klingons have finally won…..
still in shock Ashley Greene will not return his messages.
“Shit!” my dad says.
All jokes aside, he looks damn good for a guy who just turned 80.
I don’t know how much work he’s had done, and I’m sure it has a lot to do with the fact his eyes are about as wide open as possible, but that man looks phenomenal for 80 years old.
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
So much for shit my dad says, looks more like the shit that slipped past the goalie.
Today’s segment should have been titled: “The Crap We Didn’t Miss”.
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs?!!! Not on my fuckin’ show.
It canna’ take more Botox, captain. One more shot’ll shatter the eyes for sure.
jim, spock is pregnant!
Uh Oh… Dammit ..I sharted again !!!
Thank God for “Oops, I Crapped My Pants™”
I’m wearing them, and I just did.
You are the father!!!!!
Never trust a fart…
This is what your face looks like when you swallow a chicken bone.
Not sure how a still from the end of Scanners is relevant.
“Uh oh! Poop!”
That is his stealth version of “KHAAAAANNNNNNNN!”
“I hope that’s apple pie I’m sitting in.”
Someone just got goosed by Mr. Tambourine Man.
A Boston Legal flashback – a client begged Denny Crane to Shat’n'er face.
Shatner and Spock both just turned 80 – freaking awesome duo
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