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  1. dudeatdudedotdude

    Lol u stole my thunder, fish.. he def just Shatner’d himself

    Mar 23, 2011 at 4:34 pm /  Reply /00
  2. MrsEllis

    This time it’s literally the “crap we missed”.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 4:39 pm /  Reply /00
  3. BigJim

    Scotty, I need an emergency transport on this bowel movement… Now would be a good time, Scotty… Scotty?

    Mar 23, 2011 at 4:46 pm /  Reply /00
  4. The Pope of Cleveland

    “How the hell am I going to kill this one and get away with it?!”

    Mar 23, 2011 at 4:49 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Rubber

    It’s an All Bran day, alright.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 4:50 pm /  Reply /00
  6. ballsy

    You mean, that was really penis soup? like human penis?

    Mar 23, 2011 at 4:52 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Maplewood

    William Shatner will hold his breath until you Name Your Own Price.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 4:56 pm /  Reply /00
  8. Jess

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mar 23, 2011 at 5:01 pm /  Reply /00
  9. Uncle Jemima

    (panty) shield up!

    Mar 23, 2011 at 5:03 pm /  Reply /00
  10. who cares?

    captain’s log. star date: right now.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 5:07 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Dino Spumoni

    ‘Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I’m a fucking squirrel!’

    Mar 23, 2011 at 5:21 pm /  Reply /00
  12. kristen

    The sudden contents of his depends are a constant reminder of why his last name is Shatner.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 5:21 pm /  Reply /00
  13. GravyLeg

    I am guessing he just realized he mistook his Viagra for his blood pressure pills this morning.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 5:23 pm /  Reply /00
  14. Robb

    Number one, I’ve just gone number two.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 5:25 pm /  Reply /00
  15. GravyLeg

    The Klingons have finally won…..

    Mar 23, 2011 at 5:27 pm /  Reply /00
  16. Lightdragon

    still in shock Ashley Greene will not return his messages.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 5:34 pm /  Reply /00
  17. Devo

    “Shit!” my dad says.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 5:41 pm /  Reply /00
  18. Ze German

    All jokes aside, he looks damn good for a guy who just turned 80.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 5:53 pm /  Reply /00
  19. That's Retarded

    That’s Retarded

    Mar 23, 2011 at 5:54 pm /  Reply /00
  20. Martinkle

    I don’t know how much work he’s had done, and I’m sure it has a lot to do with the fact his eyes are about as wide open as possible, but that man looks phenomenal for 80 years old.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 6:18 pm /  Reply /00
  21. KC

    Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

    Mar 23, 2011 at 6:37 pm /  Reply /00
  22. noooooooooo

    So much for shit my dad says, looks more like the shit that slipped past the goalie.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 6:40 pm /  Reply /00
  23. Rubber

    Today’s segment should have been titled: “The Crap We Didn’t Miss”.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 6:41 pm /  Reply /00
  24. cc

    Tossed salad and scrambled eggs?!!! Not on my fuckin’ show.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 6:42 pm /  Reply /00
  25. Equinox

    It canna’ take more Botox, captain. One more shot’ll shatter the eyes for sure.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 7:10 pm /  Reply /00
  26. zomgbie

    jim, spock is pregnant!

    Mar 23, 2011 at 7:28 pm /  Reply /00
  27. Josh

    Uh Oh… Dammit ..I sharted again !!!

    Mar 23, 2011 at 7:33 pm /  Reply /00
  28. Jerry Murray

    Thank God for “Oops, I Crapped My Pants™”

    Mar 23, 2011 at 10:42 pm /  Reply /00
  29. Lita

    Mind meld.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 10:57 pm /  Reply /00
  30. john travolta

    toupee anxiety.

    Mar 23, 2011 at 11:24 pm /  Reply /00
  31. Tyler

    You are the father!!!!!

    Mar 24, 2011 at 4:19 am /  Reply /00
  32. Brian

    Never trust a fart…

    Mar 24, 2011 at 8:06 am /  Reply /00
  33. Not so Nice

    This is what your face looks like when you swallow a chicken bone.

    Mar 24, 2011 at 9:12 am /  Reply /00
  34. truth

    Not sure how a still from the end of Scanners is relevant.

    Mar 24, 2011 at 11:21 am /  Reply /00
  35. Charmless Man

    “Uh oh! Poop!”

    Mar 24, 2011 at 12:48 pm /  Reply /00
  36. Manowl

    That is his stealth version of “KHAAAAANNNNNNNN!”

    Mar 24, 2011 at 2:40 pm /  Reply /00
  37. MrsDanHumphrey

    “I hope that’s apple pie I’m sitting in.”

    Mar 25, 2011 at 10:00 am /  Reply /00
  38. stinky mcpoop

    Someone just got goosed by Mr. Tambourine Man.

    Mar 25, 2011 at 11:59 am /  Reply /00
  39. friendlyfires

    A Boston Legal flashback – a client begged Denny Crane to Shat’n'er face.

    Mar 26, 2011 at 4:52 am /  Reply /00
  40. Mama Pinkus

    Shatner and Spock both just turned 80 – freaking awesome duo

    Mar 26, 2011 at 9:24 pm /  Reply /00

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