superficial

  1. Lol u stole my thunder, fish.. he def just Shatner’d himself

  2. MrsEllis

    This time it’s literally the “crap we missed”.

  3. BigJim

    Scotty, I need an emergency transport on this bowel movement… Now would be a good time, Scotty… Scotty?

  4. The Pope of Cleveland

    “How the hell am I going to kill this one and get away with it?!”

  5. It’s an All Bran day, alright.

  6. You mean, that was really penis soup? like human penis?

  7. William Shatner will hold his breath until you Name Your Own Price.

  8. Jess

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Uncle Jemima

    (panty) shield up!

  10. who cares?

    captain’s log. star date: right now.

  11. Dino Spumoni

    ‘Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I’m a fucking squirrel!’

  12. kristen

    The sudden contents of his depends are a constant reminder of why his last name is Shatner.

  13. I am guessing he just realized he mistook his Viagra for his blood pressure pills this morning.

  14. Robb

    Number one, I’ve just gone number two.

  15. The Klingons have finally won…..

  16. still in shock Ashley Greene will not return his messages.

  17. Devo

    “Shit!” my dad says.

  18. Ze German

    All jokes aside, he looks damn good for a guy who just turned 80.

  19. That's Retarded

    That’s Retarded

  20. Martinkle

    I don’t know how much work he’s had done, and I’m sure it has a lot to do with the fact his eyes are about as wide open as possible, but that man looks phenomenal for 80 years old.

  21. KC

    Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

  22. noooooooooo

    So much for shit my dad says, looks more like the shit that slipped past the goalie.

  23. Today’s segment should have been titled: “The Crap We Didn’t Miss”.

  24. cc

    Tossed salad and scrambled eggs?!!! Not on my fuckin’ show.

  25. It canna’ take more Botox, captain. One more shot’ll shatter the eyes for sure.

  26. zomgbie

    jim, spock is pregnant!

  27. Josh

    Uh Oh… Dammit ..I sharted again !!!

  28. Jerry Murray

    Thank God for “Oops, I Crapped My Pants™”

  29. Lita

    Mind meld.

  30. john travolta

    toupee anxiety.

  31. Tyler

    You are the father!!!!!

  32. Brian

    Never trust a fart…

  33. This is what your face looks like when you swallow a chicken bone.

  34. truth

    Not sure how a still from the end of Scanners is relevant.

  35. Charmless Man

    “Uh oh! Poop!”

  36. Manowl

    That is his stealth version of “KHAAAAANNNNNNNN!”

  37. “I hope that’s apple pie I’m sitting in.”

  38. Someone just got goosed by Mr. Tambourine Man.

  39. friendlyfires

    A Boston Legal flashback – a client begged Denny Crane to Shat’n'er face.

  40. Mama Pinkus

    Shatner and Spock both just turned 80 – freaking awesome duo

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