superficial

  1. meeps!

    Goo goo g’joob…

  2. Yep, that’s about what I pictured he’d look like.

  3. I think he used up the fabric left over from Dinklage’s suit.

  4. “Silver and gold…Silver and gold…”

  5. “Don’t waste your camera time on me, I was told there would be lots of supple penises here.”

    • CrashHell

      floppyweiner floppyweiner floppyweiner floppyweiner FLOPPY FLOPPY FLOPPY FLOPPY floppyweiner floppyweiner floppyweiner…

  6. JimBB

    Santa brought flaccid penises for all the good girls and boys!

  7. So this is why the sixth book hasn’t come out yet, he’s going to premieres instead of writing it.

  8. Paulos Zookeeper

    No wonder his books are full of detailed descriptions of food, he looks like an expert in the subject.

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