Fish, “lady friend”? That’s like saying Russell Simmons has acquaintances…
this is like those chris paul state farm commercials, only about eddie murphy.
She’s got that Coca Cola bottle figure. Good catch, Tommy.
She is a fat pig.
…you’re mistaken, we’re not talking about your mom, save that for therapy.
Lady friend? He’s panhandling.
Even a poor man’s David Spade gets women in Hollywood.
Next is the part where he starts threatening to call INS if she won’t take his $16 offer.
“Can’t a brother get a handjob for a frappuccino?”
Shocked to see that body with him. Just shocked.
…see that thing poking out all the way over to his left pocket? that’s why…
Rule #1: Never, ever, ever wear socks and sandals.
You can do better Tommy. Get your shit together.
…yup, he could get a Coco …but she’ll do just fine in the meantime.
Like they say, behind every successful black man, is a white woman.
Oh… Maybe he is trying to achieve success someday!
A little fabric softener would do wonders for those pantlegs, lady.
“Look, I swear my In Living Color residual check will be here by Friday and I will pay you then, okay?”
Lisa Kudrow’s looking rough these days.
“Baby, please. All I said was, if you can wear those sweat pants, I can wear these sandels with socks.”
It’s either his girlfriend or they hang out all the time.
Amanda Moore: http://guestofaguest.com/los-angeles/galleries/2013/april/green-carpet-premiere-of-cheech-chongs-animated-movie/831654
“You were born after In Living Color went off the air?”
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