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  1. Somebody really needs to explain to me how this happens… Seriously…. He’s not rich, good-looking and was famous 20 years ago.

  2. The future’s so bright I gotta wear whores.

  3. CrashHell

    When did Yoko Ono become a lesbian?

  4. tlmck

    He must be the biggest drug dealer in Hollywood. Either that, or McDonald’s is paying it’s driver thru staff big money these days.

    • Deacon Jones

      I was just going to say that. he must have some *really* good cocaine.

      That’s a pretty good haul when you’re wearing Z Cavarichi pants from 1990.

  5. ThisWillHurt

    I had no idea the residual checks from “The Goonies” was enough to buy not one, but TWO hookers off of Sunset. I’ve been wrong for a long time.

  6. CT

    The chick in blue is already doing the walk of shame.

  7. The Dude

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    Is that Kim Jong Un in high school ?
    Cute that he doesn’t realize he’s not the tall one.
    But impressive he can curl the one on his left.

  8. Don Draper's Dad

    He has excellent taste in prostitutes.

  9. Skippy86

    “20 bucks for both and they gave me change”

  10. Escorting Russell Simmons rejects now.

  11. If you’ve every partied around starfuckers in Hollywood then you’d know these chicks are throwbacks.

  12. This is just another parent taking his kids to a parent/teacher conference.

  13. How is this washed up mega douche still picking up chicks like this and how does he still have money? He must have had some fucking amazing financial advisors.

  14. He needs to be on the cover of Men’s Health magazine!
    The girls are already on the back of a Call Girls Monthly.

  15. jaime

    Are those blond bimbos?

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