superficial

  1. See girls? No gag reflex whatsoever…

  2. gooch

    My water just broke.

  3. Mmmm, semen flavored!

  4. Deacon Jones

    (How can I eat this pretzel so its not obvious that I love to suck cock??)

  5. ThisWillHurt

    Don’t those usually come with white frosting on them? They missed a huge photo opportunity there.

  6. Gay innuendo (in YOUR endo! Hah!) aside, those are goddamn delicious pretzels.

  7. cutthecrap

    Maybe if i eat this pretzel like i eat a dick, they wont notice the ligature marks on my neck from the auto erotic session i had with Screech

  8. I think I must be hungry because that pretzel looks pure bonus!

  9. Hmm, Needs more semen.

  10. kind of sad how far he’s fallen, from respectable tv actor to this appearance on ‘guess where this pretzel has been’.

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