See girls? No gag reflex whatsoever…
My water just broke.
Mmmm, semen flavored!
(How can I eat this pretzel so its not obvious that I love to suck cock??)
Don’t those usually come with white frosting on them? They missed a huge photo opportunity there.
Gay innuendo (in YOUR endo! Hah!) aside, those are goddamn delicious pretzels.
Maybe if i eat this pretzel like i eat a dick, they wont notice the ligature marks on my neck from the auto erotic session i had with Screech
I think I must be hungry because that pretzel looks pure bonus!
Hmm, Needs more semen.
kind of sad how far he’s fallen, from respectable tv actor to this appearance on ‘guess where this pretzel has been’.
At what point was he a respectable TV actor?
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Mario Lopez on 'Extra' at The Grove in Los Angeles. (March 12, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN