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“HIIIIIIIIII I didn’t see you standing there… Ummm this art piece crumpled into my purse?
What? What re you talking about?
Do you know who I am?
All right seriously… I know this looks bad. My daughter can be here in 20 minutes to give you a quickie if you just forget you saw anything…”
“Sure, I could’ve used that money to fix Lindsay’s teeth instead of mine, but . . . mama comes first. Did I mention her father’s an asshole?”
Looks younger than her daughter.
i.e., 59
It turns out rock beats art AND love and everyone went home early
Swear to God, I thought this was a picture of Lindsay but the lack of coke bloat gave it away.
Whaaaaat? You say Lindsay is in some sort of legal mess? Nah, I don’t care cuz I’m high as fuck!
and/or dentists.
*below
all the aestheticians in all the world cannot make this cunt look good. let alone ok. *shudder*
I hate people with perfect teeth when I know their real teeth crumbled into meth dust.
Oh hey Linds-wait, wrong one
When I saw the thumbnail I thought this might be someone interesting or perhaps someone I gave two shits about. Alas, it was not meant to be…
“Rock ART Love? I thought these were auditions for the new season of Rock OF Love.”
Why the F**K is this woman on my screen and/or a better question….why the F**K is this woman on my screen?