“Oh thank God, I still have my FOX money. Thought I lost it again.”
“Nah, I’m not drunk, fock yuuze. Now, has anybody seen my giant scarf?”
The airport lost his luggage. Luckily for him “Pretentious-Pricks-r-Us” had a London store.
“Can someone please point me to the nearest Christmas tree?”
“What? I’m not high. Oooooh Macarena!”
This whole “Dis how chicken look” thing is going too far.
“Can I pee here?”
“Yes sir. The bathroom is-”
(puddle forms around Kiefer’s leg)
Turning around to smell his own fart.
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Kiefer Sutherland in London. (March 12, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN