1. Swearin

    “I smell…lavender, apricot and shipping tycoon semen.”

  2. She looks so comfortable with him starring at her tits like that….

  3. “This has been a recreation of Don Zaloog meets an attractive woman in person.”

  4. ” Well I don’t see your dignity in here. Maybe if we took off your clothes we may find your ability to make wise choices.”

  5. What a shame she’s wasted on some old fat guy.

  6. “Nope, no tits in there… are you sure you left the house with them?”

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