Does it taste like sweat and Astroglide?
Sure I’ll sign your tit:
‘You pathetic slut. Enjoy the booze
Do want to drink anything that has his name on it?
Guy serving at the local bottle shop said “It’s awful” Reading between the lines I think he meant “If herpes had a flavour, it would be this…”
Wish he had a tequila. That’s a worm I’d like to see!
“Yeah, I’ll come on these. You have coke, right?”
“Ok. First I’ll sign your tits, then you sign mine.”
Just another day in the life of a Walmart greeter.
Is this a celebrity signing event or a sexual assault?
“Oh geez, I’m sorry, I — OH MY GOD A BOOBIE! I TOUCHED A BOOBIE!”
Next up: Mama June
“Oh, you said *price* check on Aisle 3, not breast check. My bad!”
he makes his own rum?
you know if hes not on lilo’s list yet, he will be.
When the Hedgehog wants to see your tit, you whip it out…
That photo seems to have captured the exact moment when that women realized this was “a very bad idea”.
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