1. “I’m Phil Hartmans ghost, bitch!” *hands tightens around neck*

  2. Abe Vagoda's Right Nut

    You had me at “cook.”

  3. bob

    Can you fucking believe how much money we made off Breaking Bad? You were a has been and I a never was. Now we’re the Shit BITCH!

  4. Walt got back in with Grey Matter?

  5. Inner Retard

    After Breaking Bad I thought you had something. But I just watched Need for Speed, Aaron. You broke my heart. You broke my heart, Bitch!

  6. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    The key to any succesful Hollywood collaboration …

    … knowing who’s the Top and who’s the Bottom.

  7. “I’ve got a good feeling that you’ll be the next Paul Walker!”

  8. I think they are the only two dancing at that party.

  9. Oh Jesus Christ, is this part of that Two Strangers Kissing for the First Time video? I fucking knew they were all actors!

  10. journalschism

    “Tell me that’s fresh ass eyeing us up a mile away.”

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