superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Baby Got Back sounds a lot classier with a British accent.

  2. He’s drinking the tears of commoners with lime.

  3. (hiccup)

    “I do say, I do say….but seriously, about the garden”

  4. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    “I loved you in Roots.”

  5. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    “I loved you in Jackie Brown.”

  6. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    “I loved you in How Stella Got Her Groove Back.”

  7. “I’m not joking, my dear. The vicar and I want you as our chocolate Chinese handcuffs. Lets get it done.”

  8. Floella Benjamin is nothing short of awesome, a brilliant example of how great people can be. Unlike the jug-eared parasite standing next to her.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floella_Benjamin

  9. crb

    Listen I still feel like it’s 1988 too, but I have no idea where the bugger Akeem is either, madam.

  10. TheJoaker

    Bugger me! It thinks it’s people!

  11. Not pictured: the Rabbi.

  12. “I’m so pleased that you won that Academy Award for 12 Years a Slave!”

  13. “Forgive me for asking, Is this the fund raiser to remove the huge stick from my arse?”

  14. asdf

    Royal Commonwealth Commission for Common Wealth and Commonwealthers Commissioners.

  15. Ruckus

    “No, No…. I certainly ain’t got time for that!”

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