superficial

  1. Minky Wail

    Data has not aged well.

  2. “You’re my friend. What does my finger smell like?
    I’ll give you a hint: It’s your wife’s vagina”

  3. Hank E. Ring

    The Taint was in the middle, which one would you like?

  4. I wish someone would attack him just to sew his shirt closed.

  5. TheJoaker

    Simon, just because you won the jowl-off doesn’t mean you have to gloat. It’s rude

  6. Simon Cowells Colon

    I didn’t wash after using the Loo.Lick it…LICk it…LICK IT! LiCK THE FUDGEY GOODNESS!

  7. See how far I can stretch this booger?

  8. “My eyes are up here.”

  9. Phoenix

    “My balls itch.”

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