No way the stain is coming off that leather car seat.
“Oops, hehe! Wouldn’t want to look whorish or anything!”
No, don’t look at my vagina! You’re only allowed to see that on the internet!
Mah pussay’s hangin out!!1
Her idea of modesty is interesting.
“These mobile port-a-johns have no leg room. I got it on me everywhere!”
They kind of appeal to me in a skanky way until I realize they were Hef’s hoes which means they are actually really gross.
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