1. dontkillthemessenger

    One likes penis, the other likes vagina. Okay.

  2. I guess this sort of makes up for the kesha post… As logn as I don’t have to touch them…

  3. it had to be said

    Whole lotta skank there. I’m guessing Papa Shannon wasn’t around a lot . . .

  4. Deacon Jones

    If we were playing the Murder/Fuck/Marry game, I’d go with Murder/Murder/Fuck/Fuck

  5. Something tells me their dad worked as a mime. It wouldn’t surprise me if their mom was also a clown.

  6. I smell beef and cheese.

  7. If I had the chance to punch somebody in the head for making that little heart shape with their hands,i would jump through fire to do it.

  8. The Crowman

    This fucking website gets funnier and funnier.

  9. Guess which one is hiding the Geno’s cheesesteak and the other the Pat’s. Bonus points if you can guess where.

  10. Mr. Poop

    Walking cum buckets

  11. JofaMang

    How a Duck Tales reboot can be done right, in the absolute worst way.

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Pas de deux. That’s French for ‘I wouldn’t want either of them’, right?

  13. Slippinx12

    After hours at the chocolate factory?

  14. The Brown Streak

    Sign language for “I love pizza”

  15. spartacus

    They’re in their teens right? Early 20′s? God the smell of desperation burns my nostrils from here.

  16. Speaking of painful…

  17. cc

    They look cheap, but Karissa has a great ass.

  18. Competing for the best “Shauna Sand,” Kristina pulls to an early lead.

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