Karissa and Kristina Shannon in London. (February 7, 2012)
One likes penis, the other likes vagina. Okay.
I guess this sort of makes up for the kesha post… As logn as I don’t have to touch them…
Whole lotta skank there. I’m guessing Papa Shannon wasn’t around a lot . . .
If we were playing the Murder/Fuck/Marry game, I’d go with Murder/Murder/Fuck/Fuck
But not in that order, I hope?
Something tells me their dad worked as a mime. It wouldn’t surprise me if their mom was also a clown.
I smell beef and cheese.
You sit on a throne of lies
If I had the chance to punch somebody in the head for making that little heart shape with their hands,i would jump through fire to do it.
This fucking website gets funnier and funnier.
Guess which one is hiding the Geno’s cheesesteak and the other the Pat’s. Bonus points if you can guess where.
Walking cum buckets
How a Duck Tales reboot can be done right, in the absolute worst way.
Pas de deux. That’s French for ‘I wouldn’t want either of them’, right?
After hours at the chocolate factory?
Sign language for “I love pizza”
They’re in their teens right? Early 20’s? God the smell of desperation burns my nostrils from here.
Speaking of painful…
They look cheap, but Karissa has a great ass.
Competing for the best “Shauna Sand,” Kristina pulls to an early lead.
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