Jordan Carver promoting Free Sausage February at The Currywurst in Los Angeles. (February 7, 2012)
Why do I get the feeling she’s freed a lot of sausages from their tidy-whitey confines?
Holy shit-Them’s some knockers!!!!!1
They look painful.
She could sell me cancer for all I care…
most sausages are made out of tumors from diseased livestock.
Is that why my dick is always throwing up this white shit?
Her boobs are big.
yeah, but remember. Little tits turned loose are little tits, huge tits turned loose are sloppy bags of fat.
But, they’re still huge!
Yeah. No they don’t. They turn into big fun bags and awesome cum targets.
Know how I know you’ve never seen a naked large boob?
probably the same way we know you only get sloppy fat skanks?
I’m holding out for Free Vagina March.
Vagina March is a cold-blooded murderer and she deserves to stay behind bars for the rest of her life.
Now this is a sausage party I can get behind. Or in front of, in this case.
What is up with Assplants? A nice pair of implants can look good but this is entering the realms of Japanese Anime.
She looks like her back hurts.
Oh come on…talk about a slow pitch. This is photo is the teeball of snarky internet commentary fodder.
There are many eye wateringly unsubtle boob jobs in Los Angeles but only one can win the Golden Sausage
1. Free Sausages
2. Redhead with Boobs.
Andouille banger meatballs?
I’ll give her a free foot-long sausage, if you know what I mean. Well, it’ll have to be over four attempts, but it’s the best I can offer.
I sure wish I had some to make this go down easier.
Banger? I hardly knew her.
Can she reach her mouth or do I need to feed her?
I see a Yorkie head on that bun, must be Andrew Zimmern’s order.
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