I’m going to magically make your ex-wife’s panties come off. Better me than Sean Penn.
See these people over here? They don’t remember 2 Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place. If *I* remind them, they will remember. What’s it worth to you, movie star?
Less Ryan Reynolds and moar Ryan Gosling, please!
“…and that’s how I stopped that runaway train.”
And here’s Ryan Reynolds shitting a brick.
The Safe House has only just opened and there’s two Jehova’s Witnesses knocking on the door
“See that thing over there? It’s a camera. Some people, who are not you, can do this thing called ‘acting’ in front of one.”
“There’s a big giant space turd over there! Go kill it, Green Lantern!”
You see over there Ryan? That’s the hood!
movies really are magic… Ryan Reynolds in the poster looks like the kind of guy I would fuck constantly. The real thing? looks like a Jonas Brother…. no thanks.
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